I just read that story of the 16 yr. old guy whos aunt babies him and yet is similar to the situation I am in with an old woman. I still call her Aunt Nora but she is not a blood relation to me. She was married to my uncle Cliff, who died 4 years ago. Ive know her all my life and always liked her. She was born in Ireland and is the funniest Irish lady I ever met, out going and blunt about everything and anything. After my uncle died she was struggling financially having a hard time paying her rent. I own a 2 bedroom condo and invited her to move in until she got another job, after the place she worked went out of business. She moved in on February 12th 2018 and somehow got a disability pension from SS. I dont charge her rent but she pays for most of the food and keeps my place spotless. My girlfriend even loves Nora but I can never let her find out what Nora continues doing for me. I work construction building houses and there are times Im completely exhausted and sore as hell. After a few months of aunt Nora living with me she began giving me a massage. Subtle at first where she would do it while I was in my boxer shorts. Id say within 5 months she convinced me to let her do it with me being naked. Just the way she talked and joked about it made it comfortable rather than embarrassing. She had seen me undressed by accident a few times and wouldnt let me forget it. Nora always seems to have a smile on her face and has a way of insulting me that makes me laugh about it. She probably should have been a comedian.
Now before this sounds like Im having sex with her I am definitely NOT. Nora first is not pretty, is overweight and not the lease bit sexually attractive. I was shy about it in the beginning but never feel embarrassed with her seeing me nude. She dont massage me every night but does once every week and often more than once, but never when my girlfriend comes over. Whats comical is the way Nora talks to me as she is rubbing me down. She is continuously joking, telling me things like I got a cute ass, saying my balls are big and criticizing the size of my penis. She makes me laugh just by the outrages things she says pulling no punches at humor. She never touches my penis and scrotum but she does rub into my crotch and my butt crack. It doesnt embarrass me just because of the way she says things to me and I usually get an erection when her hands are at the top of my inner thighs. When I do get a hard on she says uh oh you better call Heather, thats my girlfriend. Nora just laughs and tells me its not a big thing and just makes a joke out of everything. Things like telling me some day my head and pubic hair will turn grey. She tells me when I get old I will shrink in size and add that that thing, meaning my penis, will also shrink. Then add I wont like that. She asks me if Heather laughs when she sees me naked or is she just disappointed. Aside from all the joking around she does give me a fantastic massage. She is a riot of a lady and I am so glad she lives with me. I tell her all the time if she ever tells my girlfriend or my parents about the naked massages Ill have to kill her. Again she only laughs and tells me Im a punk pussy. I have never met anyone with such a great sense of humor and a fun woman.
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